Thing: "The Pun Book"

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So lately I have been annoying everyone (mostly my family) witch a endless series of puns. When someone makes a general statement I think of what I can use: my list of puns has greatly expanded because of how much I try to make them now. So for no reason at all, Let's make a pun book!

All you gotta do is post a useable pun
EX: "lettuce" = "let us"

You can post as many as you want and build a upon our ever growing pun book to create more pun masters out there. for the lols.

Just in case you want one of mine... "water" = "what are" as in, water you doing?

This will be very punny.
 

Aeri

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How does a jedi always know what you're getting him for christmas? He can sense your presents!
(Be forewarned, I am a master punsmith and have drove Lann to the point of not speaking with me due to bad jokes)
 
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You know I used to be addicted to soap, but im clean now.
 

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There has been no word on when the much needed repairs to the gallows will be funded. When asked of the delay, John Doe - next in line to be hung - only quipped that "No noose is good noose" as far as he's concerned.
 

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This one's more of an anti-joke...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

The horse does not respond because it's a horse. It can't speak or understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and craps on the floor before galloping out of the bar.
 

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So, I bring you two puns today.

Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.

There once was this guy who sent ten different puns to his friends, hoping that at least one of the puns would make someone laugh. No pun in ten did.