Fanfic The Katbox Presents... Emoticon Theater!

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BadXAsh

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You're no bunny til some bunny loves you.
#1
:blushRachael: You are a selfish egotistical jackass!

:pointsMiles: Yeah well you're a 'See you next Tuesday...'

:furyRachael: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

:amazeMiles: YOU HEARD ME!!

:pointsTaffy: Are those two at it again?
:pointsMora: Yeah...
:furyRachael: ...AND THEN I'LL SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR...
:pointsTaffy: When will they just learn to get along?
:pointsMora: My guess? Never...
:furyMiles: ...HA! NOT IF IT WAS THE LAST ONE ON EARTH BABY!!...
:pointsMora: What's for breakfast?
:gleeTaffy: I made chocolate chip pancakes, and homefries!
:furyRachael: ...SEEN MORE BRAINS IN A SCARECROW!!!...
:gleeMora: Really?! I'm famished and that sounds yummy! Lets eat!
:gleeTaffy: Okay, lets go!
:furyMiles: ...WELL AT LEAST I ACTUALLY HAVE A PAIR!!!....

...

:pointsRachael: I think their gone...
:pointsMiles: Yeah...

...

:heartRachael: Thank God I thought they would never leave!
:heartMiles: I know! Where were we?
:heartRachael: Mmmm I think you had your arm around here... And I had my leg up here...
:heartMiles: Oh yeah it's all coming back to me now... shall we continue?
:heartRachael: Mmmm lets...

:heartRachael: :heartMiles:

:gleeTaffy: I'm just going to check the pantry Mora to see if we have any whip cream lef.....

:amazeTaffy:
:dropRachael:
:amazeMiles:

:amazeTaffy: My... Whip... Cream...

:dropMiles: I think I could scrape some off... if ... you ... really need it...

:amazeTaffy:

:gleeMora: What's keeping that whip cre....

:amazeMora: :amazeTaffy: :dropRachael: :amazeMiles:

:pointsMora: Nevermind I've lost my appetite... I'll be in the barn...

~End~

:pointsTaffy:
 
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BadXAsh

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#4
Thank you, thank you! *Bows*

Encore eh? *Taps his chin and starts to plan* Hmmmm....
 

Unico

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#5
:pointsRachael: I think their gone...
:pointsMiles: Yeah...

...

:heartRachael: Thank God I thought they would never leave!
:heartMiles: I know! Where were we?
:heartRachael: Mmmm I think you had your arm around here... And I had my leg up here...
:heartMiles: Oh yeah it's all coming back to me now... shall we continue?
:heartRachael: Mmmm lets...

You've taken the magic of angry sex completely out of the picture. How dare you apply my work to normal, healthy behavior? How dare you sir!?
 
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themocaw

#6
:amazeSarah: Oooooooh
:gleeRachael: Hey, short stuff, whatcha got there?
:XDSarah: I'm reading porn!
:gleeRachael: Hey, that's great, have you seen the OJ. . .
:dropRachael:
:crySarah:
:pointsRachael: Sarah?
:XDSarah: Yes?
:pointsRachael: Where did you get that?

Later

:gleeMiles: Ahhhhh, time to break out my secret copy of Busty Barnyard Babes!
:confuzzledMiles:
:furyMiles: ALL RIGHT, WHO REPLACED MY PORN WITH GOKU/VEGITA YAOI DOUJINSHI?!
:furyRachael: Heh heh heh. . .

:furyAlex: And the moral of this story is to hide your porn better, because if you're not careful, some blonde catgirl might find it and read it in front of her bitchy older sister, and then where will you be? Seriously, guys, under the bed is NOT a good place to hide your spicier reading material, why, back in my day. . .

:pointsMora: :pointsTaffy: :pointsRandal: :pointsAmbar: :pointsRon: :pointsTina: :pointsYuki: :pointsNekoNekonny: :pointsNekoKimi:
 

BadXAsh

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#7
You've taken the magic of angry sex completely out of the picture. How dare you apply my work to normal, healthy behavior? How dare you sir!?
MUWHAHAHAH! I see your Angry sex and raise you Vanilla Sex!! MUWHAHAHA!

:furyMiles: ALL RIGHT, WHO REPLACED MY PORN WITH GOKU/VEGITA YAOI DOUJINSHI?!
:furyRachael: Heh heh heh. . .
AWWW That's Just Wrong!! HOW DARE YOU SIR!!
 
Apr 26, 2007
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#8
Scene 1: An Extra-Special Dessert

:gleeTaffy: Phew! Finally finished making that cake for the house. I'm sure they'll love that extra moist chocolate mix I used.
:gleeMiles: Hey! What's this now~ A cake and still no frosting? That's no good.
:XDTaffy: Well, I was just about to put on some icing and decorations. :gleeTaffy: Probably going to go with a vanilla base with frosting flowers on top!
:amazeMiles: In that case, I might have something perfect for it! :heartMiles: I have this awesome extra special frosting we can use that the girls will love.
:pointsTaffy: Miles, that's just...
:dropMiles: Um, Taffy, I didn't mean it like tha-
:cryTaffy: I'm telling Mora! <Dashes off>
:pointsMiles: What's her problem? I was just going to offer some of my peanut-butter frosting that I always put on brownies...
 

Beelzebub

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#9
:gleeRandal: Ah what a nice day for a walk in the orchard

:confuzzledRandal: huh? who's over there

:furyRachael: & :furyMiles: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

:amazeRandal: oh my god

:blushRandal: sorrysorrysorrysorry *runs off*

:dropMiles: well that just killed the mood

:pointsRachael: maybe for you...
 
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themocaw

#10
:pointsRachael:
:pointsAlex:
:pointsRachael:
:pointsAlex:
:pointsRachael:
:pointsAlex:

:pointsMora: . . . how long have they been standing there staring at each other?
:pointsSarah: About ten minutes now.

:pointsRachael: . . . this 'ere town ain't big 'nuff fer the two of us, sister.
:pointsAlex: Reckon it ain't.

:blushMiles: :XDRon: WOOHOO! CATFIGHT!

:dropRachael: :amazeAlex:

:amazeRon: :dropMiles:

<One scene of unimaginable violence later>

:pointsRachael: Damn, I got blood all over my shoes.
:pointsAlex: I got blood all over my pants
:cryRon: :dropMiles:
:gleeRachael: Wanna go shopping?
:gleeAlex: Sure.
:XDRon: :blushMiles: AWWWWW yeah! Lesbian SEX coming up!
:furyRachael: :furyAlex:
:cryRon: :pointsMiles:
 

BadXAsh

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#12
:gleeMora: Ran! Would you be a dear and fetch me some mi...

:amazeRandal: Don't use that word...

:amazeMora: What word?

:amazeRandal: You know what word...

:amazeMora: Fetch?

:amazeRandal: Yes Fetch! It's a very insulting term and I find it very offensive when you use it around me!

:cryMora: I... I'm sorry Ran I didn't know you felt so strongly about that...

:amazeRandal: Mora after all this time I think you would think better of me and not like a common dog! When you use words like that it makes me feel like you think less of me as an individual and more like a pet!

:cryMora: Ran... Honestly I am so very sorry! I will never use it around you again okay?

:pointsRandal: Alright... You are forgiven. Did you want me to get something for you?

:gleeMora: No no I'll do it myself! No need to trouble you over it! I'll see ya when I get back from the store!... Bye!!

...

:pointsMiles: She gone?
:pointsRandal: Yep...

:gleeMiles: WHO'S A GOOD BOY?!
:heartRandal: ME!! IMMAGOODBOY!!
:gleeMiles: You're a good Boy! Good Boy want the ball!?
:heartRandal: Yeah yeah! I want the ball!! I want iiiiit!!!
:gleeMiles: Good Boy! Go get it boy! Geeeet The ball!!
:heartRandal: OH BOY OH Boy OHboy...ohboy.... oh boy...

:gleeMiles: Heh... Dogs...

~Fin~

:heartRandal:
 
#13
:gleeMora: Ran! Would you be a dear and fetch me some mi...

:amazeRandal: Don't use that word...

:amazeMora: What word?

:amazeRandal: You know what word...

:amazeMora: Fetch?

:amazeRandal: Yes Fetch! It's a very insulting term and I find it very offensive when you use it around me!

:cryMora: I... I'm sorry Ran I didn't know you felt so strongly about that...

:amazeRandal: Mora after all this time I think you would think better of me and not like a common dog! When you use words like that it makes me feel like you think less of me as an individual and more like a pet!

:cryMora: Ran... Honestly I am so very sorry! I will never use it around you again okay?

:pointsRandal: Alright... You are forgiven. Did you want me to get something for you?

:gleeMora: No no I'll do it myself! No need to trouble you over it! I'll see ya when I get back from the store!... Bye!!

...

:pointsMiles: She gone?
:pointsRandal: Yep...

:gleeMiles: WHO'S A GOOD BOY?!
:heartRandal: ME!! IMMAGOODBOY!!
:gleeMiles: You're a good Boy! Good Boy want the ball!?
:heartRandal: Yeah yeah! I want the ball!! I want iiiiit!!!
:gleeMiles: Good Boy! Go get it boy! Geeeet The ball!!
:heartRandal: OH BOY OH Boy OHboy...ohboy.... oh boy...

:gleeMiles: Heh... Dogs...

~Fin~

:heartRandal:
Oh, BRAVO. :XDMora:
 

ShinigamiMiroku

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#14
:amazeSarah: Oooooooh
:gleeRachael: Hey, short stuff, whatcha got there?
:XDSarah: I'm reading porn!
:gleeRachael: Hey, that's great, have you seen the OJ. . .
:dropRachael:
:crySarah:
:pointsRachael: Sarah?
:XDSarah: Yes?
:pointsRachael: Where did you get that?

Later

:gleeMiles: Ahhhhh, time to break out my secret copy of Busty Barnyard Babes!
:confuzzledMiles:
:furyMiles: ALL RIGHT, WHO REPLACED MY PORN WITH GOKU/VEGITA YAOI DOUJINSHI?!
:furyRachael: Heh heh heh. . .

:furyAlex: And the moral of this story is to hide your porn better, because if you're not careful, some blonde catgirl might find it and read it in front of her bitchy older sister, and then where will you be? Seriously, guys, under the bed is NOT a good place to hide your spicier reading material, why, back in my day. . .

:pointsMora: :pointsTaffy: :pointsRandal: :pointsAmbar: :pointsRon: :pointsTina: :pointsYuki: :pointsNekoNekonny: :pointsNekoKimi:
LOL! Serves Miles right... :heartRachael:
 

Hiro

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Apr 23, 2007
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#16
:gleeSarah: Thanks for taking me fishing out on the lake, puppy!
:gleeRandal: Anytime, kitten. I know how much you've wanted to try out that new fishing rod!
:XDSarah: Yup! This thing is great! I could catch a Great White with this!
:XDRandal: Well, I wouldn't quite go THAT far-

*splash!*

:amazeSarah: Woah! I got a nibble!
:amazeRandal: More like a chomp! Look at the size of that thing!
:crySarah: WAH! It's pulling me! Help!
:amazeRandal: Hang on Sarah, I've got you!

*SPLASH!*

:amazeSarah: My fishing pole!
:amazeRandal: Oh no!
:crySarah: Nuuu! My brand-new fishing pole...
:amazeRandal: ... :pointsRandal: Grr...
:amazeSarah: Why are you taking your shirt off?
:amazeRandal: Get back here, you!

*SPLASH!*

:amazeSarah: Ranny wait!

*blub blub blub*

:amazeSarah: Ranny!

*blub blub*

:crySarah: R-Ranny?

*blub*

:crySarah: ...

...

:crySarah: Oh no...first I lost my new fishing pole...then I lost Ranny! Come back Ranny! Please!

*blub*

:amazeSarah: ...Ranny?

*blublublublublub*

*SPLASH!*

:amazeRandal: *GASP!*
:XDSarah: RANNY!
:XDRandal: Woah! Hey kiddo! YOU don't have to cling so hard!
:XDSarah: Yesado! I was scared!
:XDRandal: Hehe, well, I'm alright, kitten. And more importantly...does THIS look familiar?
:amazeSarah: MY FISHING POLE!
:XDRandal: Tha's ri~ght!
:XDSarah: Oh Ranny, you're my hero! *chu~*
:amazeRandal: ...
:gleeSarah: ...
:amazeRandal: ... :blushRandal:
:gleeSarah: I've never kissed a boy before...
:blushRandal: Hehe...I wasn't expecting-Woah! :amazeRandal: Wh-What are you doing?
:gleeSarah: You look cute without your shirt on...
:amazeRandal: Woah! Hey, hey! Hold on there kitten-

*chu~*

:amazeRandal: Mmph!...mm...:blushRandal:...mmm~ :heartRandal:

-= LATER =-

:gleeRachael: So how was your fishing, kiddo?
:XDSarah: It was great! At one point I almost lost my new pole, but Ranny saved it!
:gleeRachael: Heh, that puppy's alright.
:gleeSarah: Yup! He dove right on in after it! He got me REALLY wet.
:gleeRachael: Hehe, you must have dried off fast. You're not even damp.
:XDSarah: Ranny helped me out with that too. He looks GREAT without a shirt, you know!
:gleeRachael: I bet.
:gleeSarah: ...
:gleeRachael: ...Wait, what? :pointsRachael:

THE END

(Mora, Taffy and Sarah need blushing emoticons. Badly. :XDTaffy:)
 

Curran

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#17
:amazeMiles: : Do you like waffles?!
:heartRachael: : Yeah we like waffles!
:amazeMiles: : Do you like pancakes?!
:XDSarah: :Yeah we like pancakes!
:amazeMiles: : Do you like french toast?!
:heartAmbar: : Yeah we like french toast!
:heartMiles: Doo do-do doo can't wait to get a mouthful!
:heartMiles: :XDSarah: :heartRachael: :heartAmbar: :WAFFLES!
 

Ramza Ydoc

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#24
:gleeMora: Rachael, come here a moment, would you?
:pointsRachael: Yeah, yeah. What is it turbo tits?
:gleeMora: It is apparent to every one on the farm.....
:pointsRachael: And the Internet
:cryMora: Yes, and the internet, that we both pine for Minos
:pointsRachael: Get to the point
:gleeMora: Seeing as you won't give up on him, and neither will I, I have decided to compromise
:gleeRachael: I'm listening
:XDMora: We share Minos, sounds good?
:heartRachael: Perfect! well as long as he doesn't object.
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:dropRachael: Whats wrong with him?
:cryMora: He has been like this because he saw Randal an Miles doing the unspeakable act
:gleeRachael: You don't mean...?
:furyMora: They sold some of our fruit to some strippers
:gleeMiles: And prostitutes
:gleeMora: So we in agreement?
:heartRachael: Of course!
:pointsRachael:
:pointsMora:
:gleeRachael: Foursome?
:gleeMora: The fourth begin?
:heartRandal: Hello all!
:blushRachael: Works for me
:gleeMora: We gunna have fun with this thing
:pointsRandal:
:amazeRandal: I need an adult! I need an adult!
 
#25
The Adventures of Naked Randall, Part 1.

:furyRachael: So he thinks he can get away with being in the dressing room does he, this'll fix him...
---
:XDRandal: Well that was a long day's work, time for a nice hot shower.

<Meanwhile, just outside the bathroom door>

:blushRachael: That's right, get in the shower...
:confuzzledRandal: Hmm? What's this?
:amazeRandal: Oh my, is this what I think it is?
:heartRandal: This day just got a whole lot better.
:furyRachael: He took the bait!
:gleeRachael: Oh Taffyyyyyyy....
:gleeTaffy: Hi Rachael, what can I do for you?
:dropRachael: Taffy, I heard a noise while I was taking a shower, I think there's something wrong with the pipes.
:pointsTaffy: Well I don't know what you expect me to do about-
:amazeTaffy:
:amazeRandal:
:furyTaffy: Randall! What did I tell you about using my shampoo??
:blushRandal: Um, I, Um...
:XDTaffy: That's it! I'm not letting you go this time!
:amazeRandal: Aggh! Somebody help me!

*Crash* *Boom* *Violent noises in General*

:confuzzledMiles: Hey guys, what's with all the noise up here?
:blushRachael: Get lost creep! Don't you know it's rude to barge in on a lady?
:gleeMiles: I'll tell you if I see one around here.
:furyRachael: You're dead!
:dropMiles: Um...Bye!
:furyRachael: Get back here, you-
:amazeTaffy: Um, Rachael, where did Randall go?
:pointsRachael:

<Meanwhile, in Miles's room>

:blushRandal: Crazy girls, I didn't even have time to get dressed.
:pointsRandal: I wonder if Miles has any clothes I can wear...
:confuzzledRandal: Hmm? Who's coming?
:gleeMiles: Ha, noone outthinks me, especially not that smug...
:confuzzledMiles:
:amazeMiles:
:blushRandal: Now Miles, I assure you that there's a perfectly good reason for this...
:furyMiles: I'm not falling for that trick again!

To be continued...