Comic Highlights from "Ask Captain Cheng"

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Radagast

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Now I'm wondering if keelhauling is better or worse in space. On the one hand you don't have the waves to worry about, but on the other, you'll be right next to the engines. Hmm.
Waves weren't the issue. The three biggest concerns were oxygen, the line breaking, and the barnacles on the underside of the ship. Optimistically, the last could be expected to give the hapless victim some nasty gashes. In a worst case scenario, they could lose a limb or even their head.
 

Captain Video

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Waves weren't the issue. The three biggest concerns were oxygen, the line breaking, and the barnacles on the underside of the ship. Optimistically, the last could be expected to give the hapless victim some nasty gashes. In a worst case scenario, they could lose a limb or even their head.
 

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Update #1:
HOLY COW! Everyone on the Katbox must be really super excited about sleepovers just like Sarah is. :XDSarah:

Update #2:
:gleeSnowman: To be fair, she is a pretty lady...
:shadesSnowman: A pretty SEXY lady!
:pointsRexley: Run...
:squintSnowman: But--
:furyRexley: JUST RUN MAN!!!

Update #3:
Well, that stinks. Having to wash your stuff before you go to bed is a real drag.

Update #4:
#HatFail :cryBoris:

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Wait...so she's not a ghost?
 
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Waves weren't the issue. The three biggest concerns were oxygen, the line breaking, and the barnacles on the underside of the ship. Optimistically, the last could be expected to give the hapless victim some nasty gashes. In a worst case scenario, they could lose a limb or even their head.
Oh, and don't forget the sharks that would often trail behind a ship in those times, looking for scraps that were so often tossed overboard.
 

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Oh, and don't forget the sharks that would often trail behind a ship in those times, looking for scraps that were so often tossed overboard.
How would we test for those in space? Do we outfit regular sharks with reverse-scuba gear or are there special space sharks?
 

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Oh, she's a ghost, alright. But she doesn't believe in ghosts.
:pointsSnowman: Wait a minute…she’s a ghost that doesn’t believe in ghosts.
:squintSnowman: Is this one of those weird paradoxes or something?
 

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How would we test for those in space? Do we outfit regular sharks with reverse-scuba gear or are there special space sharks?
I was referring to the water-based sharks, of course. To test for space sharks you have to release clouds of ablative gas so you can see their laser beams.
 
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And here's the newest updates on the Ask Captain Cheng Tumblr!

Update #1
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On the plus side, Johan finally got a fully functioning hand. :furyKissefello:

Update #2
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Seems like Rexley is now the omega and his hot sister is the alpha.
How...is it even comfortable to wear a chastity belt to bed?

Update #3
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I personally would see a doctor on any of these mustaches and beards.

Update #4
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It seems like Rexley only cares about the person's protection.

Update #5
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Boris is not amused! :furyBoris:
To be fair, he could solve this by simply eating Rexley. :reptilefuryBoris: :amazeRexley:

Update #6
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Hm...I'm beginning to suspect that I creep Caroline out. :pointsCaroline:
 

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OH MY! Did Boris eat the all new Rule 63 Stevebury living biscuits? XD
But seriously though, this was freaking hilarious and creepy at the same time as it reminded me of the time that two puppies emerged from a turkey on Thanksgiving day. They weren't cooked in it mind you. They simply got up and went inside to eat the meat.
 

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OMGG! Molly looks so hot in that outfit!
*Insert an image of Mr. AMP getting kicked in the nuts.*
Totally…worth…the pain…

Dang! I guess space travel must really be relaxed as I thought there would be some law about drinking while piloting. XD

Well, the way that Caroline said that makes me feel like she’s either going to try to experiment on him via a dissection or seduce him into bearing her some kind of fox-lynx hybrid child.

And man, some of these other ones were hilarious, especially about Captain Cheng possibly killing someone for tea, her obvious tea obsession, the fact that she’s married, and of course my personal favorite…

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Captain Cheng sure does have one big head!
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Well…someone isn’t too happy about doing taxes. But on the bright side, she can fill out more forms thanks to all those tentacles. XD
 
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