Comic Highlights from "Ask Captain Cheng"

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Too much TMI...Too much TMI!!!
Wait a minute...I'm a little confused. I thought regular nog didn't have alcohol in them and spiked nog did have alcohol. Dang...I should've done more research on that then.
 

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Yeah, I remember being given eggnog as a child (we're talking a looong time ago, here). It was well boozy. It was this stuff called Warnink's Advocaat which is Dutch and is essentially eggnog. It's 17.5%, so that's wine, essentially. You can still get it, over here at least.
 

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Yeah, I remember being given eggnog as a child (we're talking a looong time ago, here). It was well boozy. It was this stuff called Warnink's Advocaat which is Dutch and is essentially eggnog. It's 17.5%, so that's wine, essentially. You can still get it, over here at least.
Over here the wines that are 17.5% ABV are not the good wines, but that's another matter. Does this fortified eggnog come out of those Christmas crackers that bang when you pull them? Christmas in the UK is pretty intense from what I've heard.
 
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Over here the wines that are 17.5% ABV are not the good wines, but that's another matter. Does this fortified eggnog come out of those Christmas crackers that bang when you pull them? Christmas in the UK is pretty intense from what I've heard.
Hey! We're not all alcoholics over here you know! Just everyone between 18 and 35.
Do you guys not have crackers? The worst thing about them is the paper crowns you have to wear afterwards for the next couple of hours. I notice the Queen never wears one on her after-dinner broadcast, oh nooooo... She's got a real crown, la di da...
 
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Hmnn, Kissafellow does not have rose-petal aurora when around Captain Cheng -- could that mean? Dun dun dun! :blushCheng:
Just kidding. I shouldn't be surprised Boris' stomach can handle fruit-cake -- but then again that stuff never ages. Still tastes like crap though :(

Johan and Rexley being framed is pretty funny too XD
 

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I'm not sure which one I like the best. It's always nice seeing Caroline get mad, but I really like the awkward between Cheng and Boris in the fruitcake one. I like the other two as well, but just not as much.

Though where the hell did Rexley dress up as Sailor Moon? I vaguely remember seeing Cheng as Tuxedo Mask, but not Rexley.
 

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For the first one...
You know, I only ever heard of this from a discussion I had with an associate that just came back from China. We chatted for a bit before he gave me his taxes and walked off. I had no idea one could make tea out of leaves. Go figure right?

For the second one...
:furyCaroline: What are you looking at!?
:pointsSnowman: *Thinking* Don't say the obvious...
:pointsSnowman: *Thinking* Don't say the obvious...
:pointsSnowman: *Thinking* Don't say the obvious!!!
:squintSnowman: You're--
:killerCaroline: DIE!!!
Mr. AMP died a slow and painful death five and a half seconds after he gave his response. Can you guess what he said?
Perfect set up aside, I laughed so hard at this one as she is so mad about showing that cute tail. Now that I actually think about it, I do notice that we don't really see the backside of some of these OCs.

For the third one...
:amazeSnowman: Hold up?
:pointsSnowman: How can he be the monster and Rexley in that one picture unless...
:amazeSnowman: OMG!!! He finally cloned himself!?!?!?
:furyBoris: :reptilefuryBoris:
:crySnowman: This backfired real fast!!!

And finally...I will say that the color choice in the last one really made me sad about the answer to that question. Well Done!!!
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While mouthwash does some alcohol, it will take quite a bit. Based on a random study, it will take roughly thirteen Listerine bottles. XD
I will say that the White Strengthening Listerine is possibly the best tasting one of them all. XD
 

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Reminds me of the scene in Futurama where Bender orders a number of fortified wines at a high-end restaurant and then commands the sommelier to "mix them together in a large bucket."

Listerine, in addition to alcohol, contains a number of chemicals that I would not advise drinking in the quantities you would get from trying to get drunk on listerine.
It looks as though Mary has just realized this.
 

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GGGAAAAAHHHHH!!! The second one is just so cute! For some reason, it reminds me of a sleeping bag.
 

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"No man can eat fifty Faberge eggs!"


Now I'm wondering if keelhauling is better or worse in space. On the one hand you don't have the waves to worry about, but on the other, you'll be right next to the engines. Hmm.

Somebody call her a pretty lady again, I have some tests I want to run.